In times like these, with the dotcom death and other bad things happening to the interweb, down scale is the word that is hot! One way is to sack a lot of people, but that seems a bit old-fashioned and not so very efficient.
A better way is to down size all those large datamachine rooms (big spaces means long ways to travel which makes the maintaining take longer time), but then you'll have the problem with fitting those huge datamachines into smaller spaces. The most common way to downgrade datamachine size is to simply get rid of the really big ones, and replace them with smaller units. The only ones who get a bonus out of this is the waste management companies, but it doesn't have to be that way! Some of the giants on the computer scene turned to me, Dr.Nårton, to find the optimal solution to this problem. I will now share it with you, for free!
Please observe that it takes a lot of data skills to do this operation, else it can go very, very wrong...
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Be well equipped |
First you'll need a well stocked tool-box of data implements.
Things you'll need are: Data-grinder, USB-wrenches, card tong, cryptokeys (forged), zip pliers, Defragmagneto, BIOS chisel, CPU lubricant, a weld and a datamachine to modify. |
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Mark the box! |
| Now, place the big server datamachine on the work table, and mark with a pen to a appropriate size. Don't make it to big, then you'll do all the work without no gain at all. |
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Annons |
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